The Sophisticate
It's After Six. What Am I? A Farmer?
7 March 2012
Dollar Shave Club
This is the most awesome thing I’ve seen on the Internet in a month. I hate the fact that I didn’t do this.
22 February 2012
Google Apps
Verifying Site for Google Apps.
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12 December 2011
Jesus Christ, would your people shut up?
Note to relatives who’ve been sending me their e-mail missives about saying “Merry Christmas”:
I’ve been saying “Merry Christmas” for my entire life — saying it even to Jews, Muslims and fellow Athiests. When they said, “but I’m not Christian,” I responded with, “neither am I!” You see, Christmas isn’t about the birth of God’s only son and him being a savior to mankind; Christmas is about getting presents, going to parties, getting stuck in Union Square traffic and dressing up like Santa Claus so you can take off your Santa suit and run naked through Washington Square Park. So, no need to tell me that President Obama is preventing us from being free to celebrate Christmas openly and freely, just so a bunch of homos can go off to get blown up in Afghanistan without being forced to hide their sinful ways from the world; I say “Merry Christmas” anyway, without any help from you.
6 February 2011
Time Marches On…
… This isn’t really a post. I’m just dealing with the fact that I’m such a shitty blogger.
